martin argyle: whoa! who is that?
captain sargasso: that's vanity
panel 2
captain sargasso: she operates the laser. she's actually just interning to get her master's in arch-villainy
panel 3
martin argyle: wait a minute. they have programs for that? what do the undergrads study?
panel 4
captain sargasso: usually liberal arts. a few months flipping burgers and anyone would be ready to eradicate all life on earth.