Really, I think the whole blonde joke thing is a smokescreen.
Just watched that Life After People deal on History Channel.
Seeing just how well off the planet would be after
evertone is gone really is enough to inspire one toward
Supervillainy.
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panel 1
martin argyle: i guess i just wouldn't have expected a villainess to be blonde
panel 2
captain sargasso: actually most supervillainesses are blonde.
panel 3
captain sargasso: all blondes are evil. the darkness leeches out of their hair and into their soul!
panel 4
martin argyle: you know, I've always suspected as much.