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panel 1
captain sargasso: this is captain profanity. he gains mystical powers by speaking an ancient curse.
panel 2
captain sargasso: like "shazam!" but not. This is dammit-boy, his sidekick
panel 3
martin argyle: wait. what kind of name is "dammit-boy"?
captain sargasso: we really don't know.
panel 4
captain sargasso: that's just the only thing we've ever heard him call him.