As an April Fool's prank on myself,
I almost posted Friday's comic here by accident...
Seems Denise is the only one who remembers that
they did not volunteer to be there...
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panel 1
vanity:ah, ms. argyle. you've been assigned to guard the captain and act as his personal assistant while lord hentai is aboard
panel 2
denise argyle: ok... may i ask why?
panel 3
vanity: after reviewing everyone's personal files, the captain determined you are the most qualified, based on your job history.
panel 4
denise argyle: really?
vanity: yes, you may as well have submitted a resume listing your occupation as "meat shield"